Title: Mummy, No Thank You
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: NC-17
Author: Unloyal_Olio
Warnings: gore, mention of domestic violence, treating people like kettle
Genre: omegaverse, smut, drama, romance, au
Keywords: alpha!Sherlock, omega!John, arranged marriage, ninja!Anthea (yes,…
Love this.“Blue”, inspired by a lovely ficlet of the same title by daysofstorm.
HEY GUESS WHAT
I’m not dead yet.
Just overstressed, over-wrought, and still over here.
I’ll be back in another week. Once I’m home. And less emotionally unstable. And possibly actually able to relax. Yes, all of those would be nice.
If you want to talk with me, chat about nothing, distract me from my emotional and physical turmoils, whatever- my skype is coolgrl989. JSYK.
Rain in Fall: Mummy, No Thank You [SH/JW] [19,962] [NC-17]
Amusing. And rather well written. I’m spoiled now.
I ship this with the white intensity of a thousand suns
fantastic!!
i accidentally threw a box of condoms at my laptop screen
This is really quite well done, not a NIN fan myself, but it worked well.
If I had never seen the show and seen this fan vid first, You could not convince me that they were not all over each other. ( I almost tagged this post John Holmes…he he)
oh shit. that was actually really well done :) i burst out laughing at the bit where john’s watching him stroke his violin bahaha oh god
this is legitimately porn. as in HOLY HELL THIS IS NSFW.
Oh my god the very last second do not miss it
My gawdz, who needs porn… no, wait, I do, and this IS porn.
fuckhugfabric.jpg
seriously, side-view trench coats and arms in fabric are the hardest things, I don’t even
drawing naked people tomorrow instead
This is gorgeous.
And yes, clothing is always a bitch; the more layers the more difficult.
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[Listen] [Transcript]
In Sherlock she was the dominatrix that brought a nation to its knees. A far cry from the Adler of canon, but with the same essence of adventure and mischief. Lara Pulver’s Irene turned heads and caused controversy, and we feel that’s just what Adler of the canon would have wanted. Lara Pulver chats with Curly, Lyndsay, Maria, and Jenn about her turn as The Woman. We geek out about McQueen and sexual identity, and reveal the secret to beating Benedict Cumberbatch at word games.
Lyndsay & Curly do a brief introduction which has Star Trek casting spoilers for Benedict, so if you want to avoid that, skip to 10 minutes in.
A full transcript of this episode is [HERE]
Make sure you watch Sherlock on PBS Masterpiece: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/sherlock/ And follow along with our live tweets during the show! Next up is The Hounds of Baskerville!
You can follow Lara on twitter at @larapulverLyndsay: I think the adaptation of Irene in the BBC series is amazing because originally, she’s an adventuress and that ethos comes through. It works brilliantly.Lara: It’s very different to make her a dominatrix. But I think there is also something where they really wanted to test putting Benedict’s Sherlock up against love and sex. They really wanted to see how that would culminate.Curly: That answers one of the questions one of our friends, Mazarin, had: The character of Irene Adler has been admired and reviled by turns over the history of the Sherlock Holmes fandom and she has been interpreted and re-interpreted for over 100 years. What was the most important thing about her character that you wanted to get across when it was your turn to play her?Lara: There were two things for me, based on what Steven had written. There was the mischief and the game aspect, and the match between the two of them psychologically. That really intrigued me because I think in 2012, we get very caught up in the physical aspect of the thing. You know, “did you get to third base with someone”, that sort of thing. It was really interesting to know that that wasn’t going to work. The other aspect that I was really intrigued with was allowing her to have some vulnerability. To see that mask slip, even if you saw it just for a glimmer.Curly: I think that’s really important because she’s obviously a very strong woman, but every person has their weaknesses and their vulnerabilities. I think that makes it more human.Lara: I think we all know that when people wear such strong masks, there’s a lot of fear normally bubbling underneath the surface to make that mask so strong and foolproof. I think just to have that moment on the show where her heart has literally been cracked open. I think it was really important for people to go “ah, okay…”. Like you said, it humanises her. I think it makes her a lot more accessible.Lyndsay: She’s beautifully vulnerable I think in the show. I was wondering: in the first episode of Season 1, there’s a line from Sherlock to John in which he says that the tricky thing about genius is that it needs an audience. I was curious to know if, since Irene and Sherlock mirror each other so perfectly and since that’s so beautifully written in Series 2, do you think that Irene is a slightly more lonely figure than Sherlock ultimately? She seems not to have that person in her life, at least as far as the episode goes. She seems not to have a John Watson to be not only the sounding board but the person who is the dissenting vote and is watching her be amazing.Lara: I think she has a confidante and a kind of soulmate in Kate. But I think she operates on such a level that she’s never really… like, impressing people bores her, in a sense, I think. The act of being a dominatrix and playing those games with people, I think, in the same way it bores Sherlock when people are not of her intellect. I think she finds, for the first time, her audience in Sherlock, really.Babes: Good answer to that question.Lara: Great question.
MAAAAAAZ! ~~~~~<3 *sends you many happy hugs*
damnit
sometimes i reply to someone’s post in a familiar manner and then realize that i’m not sure if they actually follow me/know who i am or if i just ASSUMED bc the majority of the people in their social circle do
internet social etiquette continues to evade me
mad woman with a box: So, I went through and watched the last twenty minutes or so of The Reichenbach Fall at 1/8th speed.
Would you like know what I noticed?
I feel like this is the universally accepted theory at this point
Eeeeee-nteresting. *adjusts non-existent monocle!glasses*
What…
Hahaha. I see.
Sherlock is my OTF (one true fandom! ITS MY ONLY IMPORTANTEST FANDOM EVAR OK?!) so I drop everything (sometimes literally) for this babe. <3
So, I went through and watched the last twenty minutes or so of The Reichenbach Fall at 1/8th speed.
Would you like know what I noticed?
I feel like this is the universally accepted theory at this point
Eeeeee-nteresting. *adjusts non-existent monocle!glasses*
What I like most about this is that someone actually sat down and watched the last twenty minutes of Reichenbach in very slow motion. That’s dedication, y’all.
Ha! If I had the second season dvd (and I will, in another ~2 weeks! WOO!) I would have done the SAME DAMN THING. And had loads of Reichen!feels anyway afterward.



